The not-so-good book I'm reading is called Return to Sexton and at the moment there is only 1 copy in the world. It's my first novel, and it's not going to be published. It's a noisy book with a tangled, hard to follow plot...some cartoonish characterization, and a bit of purple prose. I'm glad I wrote it. It was the genesis for what twenty years later became pretty good stuff.
I took advantage of the "private access' feature Lulu offers, which means I can have a book printed and opt for it to be available only to me. It was a fun thing to do, and not very expensive. I got my own personal hardcover copy of it, with dust jacket, for under thirty bucks.
You can't buy it. But you can (and I would love it if you would) buy the first three books in the series...which I now whisper, are available at www.lulu.com/spotlight/Misticuf
In any case, it's late now. I'm going to take a seat in my old brown wing chair and read a bit of it before I retire for the night.