About twenty years ago, I bought a nice electric blanket for my wife and me. I spent some bucks on it. Got the kind with a control for each side of the bed.
I use the electric blanket a lot. Heck, I like to crank up the window AC in the summer and still use the electric blanket. Yeah, baby! It's one of those quirks that make me...me.
My wife, on the other hand, almost never turns on her side of the blanket.
I'm banking on that being the case at least until tomorrow.
Now we come to the two wrongs:
When we first got the electric blanket, I screwed up when I made the bed. I put her control on my side of the bed!
I started out with my control set on 3 of 10. I was still chilly when I climbed in bed about half an hour after she went to sleep, so I turned it up to 5 of 10.
Half an hour later, still cold, I turned it to 6 of 10.
I slept unwell for an hour or so and was still chilly. So I cranked the control up to 7 of 10.
I didn't notice she had one leg sticking out of her side of the bed.
Half an hour of the fetal position, after she elbowed me away, I was still cold.
So I cranked the control thing (while cussing through chattering teeth) to 9 of 10.
Then I hit 10. Ten, the big one-oh.
She was flopped over onto her back. A fine sheen of sweat glistened on her forehead. She was still asleep, but her hair was plastered on her sweaty head.
Honest... It wasn't until morning that it occurred to me that I might have made a mistake and left myself in control of her slumbering fate.
Unfortunately, she figured out what happened. It's taken me 20 years to live that one down.
Wrong Two--time to fix the original error:
She still doesn't use the electric blanket much, but I use it all the time.
It stopped working on my side the night before last. I've been cold. I've been shivering.
So, this afternoon on my way home two things ran through my mind:
1. I won't have time until tomorrow to buy a new blanket
2. She probably won't turn on her side of the electric blanket tonight. If she does, the light on her dial will come on and she'll think she's turning up the blanket.
Tomorrow, I'll buy a new electric blanket and we'll be fine.
Tonight, she'll either:
A. Not turn on her side of the blanket and I'll get away clean with my little game
B. She will turn on her side of the blanket and figure the whole blanket has stopped working.
C. I'll get an elbow to the ribs and curl up with a cat on the couch.
Lord, please... Let it be "A".